sth is wrong wif me and i dunno wad.

mayb is jus some sudden emo syndrome.

men are simple. there can onli b 3 things tt bother them.

1. Money
2. Career
3. Women

sth is jus wrong.

random thoughts.

sometimes i will tink to myself. wad would my family haf been without me?.

dey probably retired wif mum's cpf savings and probably will nt wan to burst a blood vessel bcos of me. or mayb, dey might b lonely without the company, cos sis is alreidi married. so yup. or sum it up simply , dey probably might haf been much richer without me?.

sometimes i realli wonder. r they happy wif me around? i no mum do wan me to pei her at many times, but sometimes i will, most of the time i would use wad i always use, 'nt free'. n i wondered if dad would b so talkative at home without me around? or perhaps goin off around showing off his xl skills to ppl is still a big ?. hmm wad abt sis, did she ever felt disappointed wif a brother lyk me, a brother tt is so ful of vulgarities, mean and all. n lastly, will dey cry for me if i suddenly passed on jus lyk tt?.

wadever it is, i m still here. and i realli wan to thk them for tolerating wif me for umpteen times and of cos i hope i haf definitely brought them more joy den disappointment. emo post so screw it. HAHA.


random conversation wif dad.

dad: goin gf's chalet?
me: NO?. come on la y u lyk mum
dad: u stupid ah, girlfren = female frens. no female frens how to haf steady
me: ...trick question
dad: one tink, dun bring tur bu (pig ladies) or any ah hui or ah lian home can le. find one tt is more shun yan.

early in the morning, mum jus haf to piss me off.

I: i goin to swim later.
Mum: guys or girls?
I: guys onli.
Mum: dun make girls pregnant ah?

I:wtf? i say guys onli.
Mum: u r still young (blah blah yi oh yi oh yi oh)
I: ()_%*&(*%#&(*% _|_

SHEN JING BING

sry guys i need some ranting space as well

to old woman:

i hate living under one roof wif u.

below are the 10 gd reasons/ complaints of y i shld complain. IF I TRULY WANT TO WRITE IT OUT IT WILL PROBABLY SPELL OUT MORE THAN 2 PAGES OF A4 SIZE PAPER.

1. u deny my existence. (bad enuff probably worst)
2. i hate tt u say ill things abt my father b it in the past or now
3. i hate tt u always say ill things abt my paternal grandmother when she's such a lovely grandmother. how i wished u were dead in place of her.
4. i hate u for buying a lot of stuff and stuffing it into my home's refrigerator and making me haf no space to put my drinks.
5. Linked to 4, i hate u for stuffing ur food under the cupboard or anywhere u can tink of until it rots.
6. i hate u for waking up in the middle of the nite and using such great fat force of urs and pull my table and i haf to pull it back
7. pulling it is bad enuff. u pull until my hard disk gets disconnected. i dunno how but u sure haf ur way bitch.
8. i hate u for putting food so near to my face when i just woke up or when i m brushing my teeth. is damn irritating.
9. i hate u for being so realistic and money is the onli way to shut ur bloody mouth
10. i hate u for bothering abt how much my mother gives me for pocket money.

lyk i said there r much more. so conclusion u shld jus die.

AND HERE I M. SWEAR UPON THE SKY OR GOD. TT I WOULDNT EVEN SHED A TEAR AT UR FUNERAL IF U DIE.

dad gt a problem

dad gt some real problems.

Dad goes eat medicine, den walk to me and stare at my com.

Me: U oso will fall sick one meh and need to eat medicine somemore.

Dad: pause for a moment... u san pak kia.

wtf. seriously.

dis is some shit tt i definitely mus play.

cny.

is cny day 6. n here i m in sch finishing my stupid last 'interactive storytelling' project b4 i can realli relax for my 2 and a half mths hols. phew. i will try and make dis to b a long post toasty hahaha. as i tell many, dis is a crap module, in class i tink is nv sth constructive to me. perhaps dis course was nv meant to b cos in this course i find my self getting stupider rather den learning new things. O PERHAPS IS WORSE DEN NS. i noticed it bcos i started sanguo again. AND COS SANGUO USES BRAINS.

and dis is the machine, sanguo aka money burner.


whenever i sit down in front of dis machine i probably felt my pockets burning abd sth ouch dis yr is probably i lost $70 to mahjong dis yr. but is fun indeed. AND MOST IMPTLY IS NT A BRAINLESS GAME.

and dis yr my ang paos are given a big discount. probably my uncles and aunties are nt doin tt well last yr so ya. but o well nvtheless mum and dad are still pretty generous dis yr so is still manageable. but i guess i shld b finding a job soon cos mum is saying tt she doesnt wan to work animore. she's probably retiring. so i probably haf to feed my self. whether is it a careless remark or nt, i still tink i shld go do sth to feed my entertainment.

sunday. went n ton at boon lay area. and seriously wtf. we were doin 'LI HUAN LO' on the roof top and we were caught by police again at 4.44am. WELL DONE SERIOUSLY. catching on the web is tiring. alvin's hse area do haf some stones tt are realli hard to step on gd for endurance training. and at jurong pt i saw dis.



er so our government is trying to promote smoking?. LOL. is ironic. i enjoyed my new yr i guess, at least most of it.

random remarks i shld make: let slping dogs lie. wadever is private or wadever has passed. pls dun dig it up again.

i haf nv done a long post b4.

ya lyk mentioned above, i have nv done a long post b4 cos i always feel tt i haf nth much to blog abt. my life?. is a little messy but i still can get on wif it. abt me? nah i m unique but i m nt realli tt special. sch? _|_ short and sweet?. relationships? i tink forget it. frens? yea tt would probably make me go long long way.

3 more days down to go b4 hols yay. haha.

probably finding a job in dis 2 and a half months. cos i cant go back to new town to serve as relief teacher due to my coloured hair so ya o well. HAHA LUCKY BASTARDS I GUESS I WUN B SEEING U ALL. hmmm godma seem to haf things for me to do?. see how things go.I would need the money for sanguo aniway, is almost lyk my pockets are alreidi burning. but one tink i would say players nowadays are damn cum gong.

n i m writing dis post after one nite's ton at cck. man i m freaking tired. we had fun, fooled around. played jumping jacks LOL. drank some alcohol, and as usual i m pretty sensitive to those stuff after drinking, parts of my body will get itchy and red and will start to feel groggy. haha. and E33+ long island = tequila. LOL. and of course had a good men's chat wif the guys at cck.

police came. we get caught. details shall nt b mentioned here. anywhere nt anything bad. jus pure unlucky. Indians found trouble and ran and trouble found us and of cos we were checked. edeson is the sad ass i guess.

hmmm, to those hu r emo or sad or wadever u call it recently. I m keeping myself balanced trying to help u all. but den and again. i m onli human and i do haf my hard times keeping myself balanced at times. so sry in advance if u r tt unlucky to haf caught my flare.

lastly. wad bullshit about someone fancies me in the magazine. RIGHT. if there really is. tell me abt it.

i tink i still cant do a long post after all. there aint much brain juices left.

i hate the situation i m in. _|_.

i m going crazy.

thx to u.

but soon it shall b over.

random rant

random rants between parents:

blah blah squabbering between money. den toks abt how much money dey will put in ang bao for each other.

Dad: wo pao $2 gei ni.
Mum: wo pao $1.20 gei ni. yi si yi si. =).

feng zis. LOL

random

ya although dis is wad i m goin to expect but wadever. i no is goin to b dis ans aniway. haha i tink i m too into san guo alreidi.

. It's a peaceful, even-keeled day that might not be remarkable, but will be very pleasant. And tonight, you'll have a very refreshing night's sleep.

tt's today horoscope, fei hua. Hero for 2 days wun haf a very refreshing slp is fake one.

yesterday my first trip to microsoft. fun place. long time no play cs play lyk cock sia lol. den we go rc at a later part. gt stupid goris and siao aliens. eat my bullets u shit LOLOLOL.

kenneth den showed me a video on wii. wah interesting. den he oso gt interesting ideas on fatal frame LOLOL.

den i kun in the middle of the ton. i m nt a hero after all.

on a last note. SCREW AVFE.

In order to get more romance in your life, you should go back in time. Old fashioned ideas are not all keepers, but some of them are lost treasures you should try to regain. Instead of rushing into a new relationship because you're eager to get something going, opt for courtship. Take things slowly and really get to know this person. If you are in a relationship currently, integrate courtship rituals into it. Go on a date with your sweetie and pretend you just met.


tt was today's horoscope. probably only one sentence for dis. SIMI LJ.

is tues afternoon. and damn i pon class again. o man screw animation class. and instead of spending my time doin work in the afternoon, i went and slp. seriously i m goin out of sg timing as well.

wadever it is. the feeling sucks. having too much work. so much tinks to worry and the lecturers are all very very xl. so dis is for u lecturers _|_.

grr enuff of sch.

to the crazy old woman again. stop toking to me in hokkien, i dun even lyk speaking hokkien to u. tt language is onli for my one and only GRANDMOTHER. and i mean it. since she has passed away. i dun mean to use it for ani other ppl else. unless needed.

dis is the period of hell. after dis is 2 and a half mths of hols YAY. ahhahaha.

and after tt would be yr 3. man time sure flies. the time where i was in new town collecting my results in kim moh is still clear in my mind. diaoing all the teachers tt were around at tt time. and after walking out of the gate shout the usual stuff "NEW TOWN GUM LJ LA" LOL.

reminiscing the past once in a while sure is interesting. let's make more memories. =D. Happy i will rmb it. otherwise u probably will get burnt for it. =)

unknown

quotes : huang qiu sheng in initial D

sprays water on floor.
looks up to the sky
: wah zhen de hen re.

seriously is damn hot. n carrying a bloody tripod and running around on such a hot day is realli a mess. n wad's more pissing is u haf irresponsible grp mates doin projects wif u. SCREW EVERYTHING IN DIS COURSE. B IT THE PPL OR THE THINGS IN THE COURSE. ok dis may b words of pique but i tink there r still some facts in it. _|_

alright some updates abt last wk. keep chao geng for sch. told u everytink sucks in tt course. so nvm. i guess onli yesterday was spent meaningfully. was in arcade wif family. i guess i m very happy to c them. yea and thx yu jun for the cake. is nice haha. seriously. n clairis too bad for ur lollipop.

one more tink. louis i gt a weak heart dun play me lyk tt la. LOL.

n of cos. i treasure and enjoy the time i haf wif my cck family =D.

updates

alright. time to update a bit rather den burning all the time lol. let's start from sat. went to alvin place in the morning. watch a dumb movie called 'time'. no storyline, no ending. basically is crap. is probably a lame ideal tt tells ppl tt we shld love ppl for hu they are, how they look. If a person love u, means he/she will love how u look as well. den went down to dbg to battle. nt exactly the whole idea of battling cos i onli played one round. o well. n of cos thx for the prank =). nb

den charlene and ah sa came over to my place. we play crap games. hey shu hey shu. -.- LOLOLOL. ah sa came over my place to slp after finding so called nu ren. come my place and slp pua bye. while charlene iidx and feng. ok i went feng. the soup and sausages were gd i guess. despite the budgets.

sun. damn i onli slp for one hr den haf to go for dental. slpt inside clinic. too tired i guess. den went to make specs. but can onli collect on wed and damn i haf to go back to dental again on wed. screwed up schedule. everything is screwed. den went home and slp. woke up at 8. called mc delivery which is screwed as well. delay my dinner until 9.30 which u say u will come b4 9.15. so hungry.

triggered by ah kang's post to type dis. if given a situation, a fren and i fall for the same girl. i would nt onli retreat, but probably even help the 2 to get together. i mean after all i still treasure the frenship more. sometimes u can say i m a saddistic or sth. but i still tink other ppl's happiness is much more impt wad's more is my fren. n if u tink dis is happening to me now and ask me. u will probably get burn as well unless i feel tt is alright telling u.

tt's all for now. off for class.

eh fucker u no hu u r. dun act lyk a saint in front of everybody. ur nose too long is it, anibody's business u oso wan to stick into. or is it anibody below gt cb then u will haf to b kpo abt it. eh pls la, first u dun look holy to me, 2nd u definitely dun act holy instead u act obscene and fucking stupid. i wonder is either u r bloody brainless or retard. trying to get attention? ya try doin tt some more and u might get sent to hougang. _|_.

so ppl nt man den u man la huh. gd job. if u gt the balls to tok behind ppl's back den y nt come out and tell him. fucking loser and moron. and i dun lyk u n i show it to u. tt's call man.

and o u tink u haf a clear conscience. let me tell u sth, i no wad u did tt nite an act tt can let u end up inside police station u faggot and chee ko peh.

the least tink u can do is to tidy urself up first or the nxt moment u might no is ur hair on fire. AND

wake up ur ideas of burning or i might jus send one flying fist into ur face.

happy new yr and screw sch.

it was a joyous event of new yr eve of watching fireworks and killing shits. =D. i did masterpieces of white rabbit tails LOL. MAY yr 2008 nt haf tt much of u shits around. well at least i end my yr gd hahahahah.

let's haf more events of such in the future. gd for bonding. gd for enjoyment.

i enjoyed myself.

above are the glorious warriors of shit killing. ROFL.

quiz

ok claudia saw ur quiz. so here's the answers:

SEVEN THINGS THAT SCARE ME :
- cant c
- cant hear
- cant tok
- cant move
- lonely
- dying
- falling sick

SEVEN THINGS I LIKE THE MOST:
- family
- frens
- sleep
- money
- play
- draw
- a lot actually.

SEVEN IMPORTANT THINGS IN MY ROOM:
- laptop
- water mug
- my bed
- phone = my alarm + other tinks
- comics
- paper to draw
- fan

SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:
- i m a man
- i m 18 dis yr.
- i haf a nice family
- i haf nice frens
- i spam vulgarities lyk drinking water hee.
- i lyk drinking milk tea
- i m fat.

SEVEN THINGS I PLAN TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
- enuff money to retire.
- get married. 3 kids if possible
- do meaningful things
- finish up on what i am suppose to do
- b healthy
- make sure kids r well brought up
- die without regrets

SEVEN THINGS I CAN DO:
- i can xl
- i can do wad a normal human can do
- i can animate
- i can entertain
- i can go crazy due to lack of slp
- i can tok tons of rubbish
- i can make ppl

SEVEN THINGS I CAN'T DO:
- i cant go the way lyk ah feng kia do
- i cant do wad aliens do
- i cant b pissed
- i cant befren u if ur character realli suck.no pt forcing
- i cant dance
- i cant b a gd boy. LOL
- I cant hit girls. dead serious

SEVEN THINGS THAT ATTRACT ME TO THE OPPOSITE SEX:
- Looks
- Kind hearted
- A character that i like
- Able to get along wif me
- feeling
- still feeling
- always feeling. LOL

SEVEN PEOPLE I WANT TO SEE TAKING THIS QUIZ:
- Anyone
- someone
- everyone
- those hu wan to do
- those hu interested to let ppl no
- Dunno
- NO one.

D amusement

random talk from mum and dad.

complains abt stupid workers in mum's coffeeshop

blah blah.

*dad randomly: The workers all university one

i was lyk huh??

dad: for them university = u nv study.

wah XL~