Thursday, February 28, 2008

sth is wrong wif me and i dunno wad.

mayb is jus some sudden emo syndrome.

men are simple. there can onli b 3 things tt bother them.

1. Money
2. Career
3. Women

sth is jus wrong.

Friday, February 22, 2008

random thoughts.

sometimes i will tink to myself. wad would my family haf been without me?.

dey probably retired wif mum's cpf savings and probably will nt wan to burst a blood vessel bcos of me. or mayb, dey might b lonely without the company, cos sis is alreidi married. so yup. or sum it up simply , dey probably might haf been much richer without me?.

sometimes i realli wonder. r they happy wif me around? i no mum do wan me to pei her at many times, but sometimes i will, most of the time i would use wad i always use, 'nt free'. n i wondered if dad would b so talkative at home without me around? or perhaps goin off around showing off his xl skills to ppl is still a big ?. hmm wad abt sis, did she ever felt disappointed wif a brother lyk me, a brother tt is so ful of vulgarities, mean and all. n lastly, will dey cry for me if i suddenly passed on jus lyk tt?.

wadever it is, i m still here. and i realli wan to thk them for tolerating wif me for umpteen times and of cos i hope i haf definitely brought them more joy den disappointment. emo post so screw it. HAHA.


random conversation wif dad.

dad: goin gf's chalet?
me: NO?. come on la y u lyk mum
dad: u stupid ah, girlfren = female frens. no female frens how to haf steady
me: ...trick question
dad: one tink, dun bring tur bu (pig ladies) or any ah hui or ah lian home can le. find one tt is more shun yan.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

early in the morning, mum jus haf to piss me off.

I: i goin to swim later.
Mum: guys or girls?
I: guys onli.
Mum: dun make girls pregnant ah?

I:wtf? i say guys onli.
Mum: u r still young (blah blah yi oh yi oh yi oh)
I: ()_%*&(*%#&(*% _|_

SHEN JING BING

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

sry guys i need some ranting space as well

to old woman:

i hate living under one roof wif u.

below are the 10 gd reasons/ complaints of y i shld complain. IF I TRULY WANT TO WRITE IT OUT IT WILL PROBABLY SPELL OUT MORE THAN 2 PAGES OF A4 SIZE PAPER.

1. u deny my existence. (bad enuff probably worst)
2. i hate tt u say ill things abt my father b it in the past or now
3. i hate tt u always say ill things abt my paternal grandmother when she's such a lovely grandmother. how i wished u were dead in place of her.
4. i hate u for buying a lot of stuff and stuffing it into my home's refrigerator and making me haf no space to put my drinks.
5. Linked to 4, i hate u for stuffing ur food under the cupboard or anywhere u can tink of until it rots.
6. i hate u for waking up in the middle of the nite and using such great fat force of urs and pull my table and i haf to pull it back
7. pulling it is bad enuff. u pull until my hard disk gets disconnected. i dunno how but u sure haf ur way bitch.
8. i hate u for putting food so near to my face when i just woke up or when i m brushing my teeth. is damn irritating.
9. i hate u for being so realistic and money is the onli way to shut ur bloody mouth
10. i hate u for bothering abt how much my mother gives me for pocket money.

lyk i said there r much more. so conclusion u shld jus die.

AND HERE I M. SWEAR UPON THE SKY OR GOD. TT I WOULDNT EVEN SHED A TEAR AT UR FUNERAL IF U DIE.

dad gt a problem

dad gt some real problems.

Dad goes eat medicine, den walk to me and stare at my com.

Me: U oso will fall sick one meh and need to eat medicine somemore.

Dad: pause for a moment... u san pak kia.

wtf. seriously.


dis is some shit tt i definitely mus play.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

cny.

is cny day 6. n here i m in sch finishing my stupid last 'interactive storytelling' project b4 i can realli relax for my 2 and a half mths hols. phew. i will try and make dis to b a long post toasty hahaha. as i tell many, dis is a crap module, in class i tink is nv sth constructive to me. perhaps dis course was nv meant to b cos in this course i find my self getting stupider rather den learning new things. O PERHAPS IS WORSE DEN NS. i noticed it bcos i started sanguo again. AND COS SANGUO USES BRAINS.

and dis is the machine, sanguo aka money burner.


whenever i sit down in front of dis machine i probably felt my pockets burning abd sth ouch dis yr is probably i lost $70 to mahjong dis yr. but is fun indeed. AND MOST IMPTLY IS NT A BRAINLESS GAME.

and dis yr my ang paos are given a big discount. probably my uncles and aunties are nt doin tt well last yr so ya. but o well nvtheless mum and dad are still pretty generous dis yr so is still manageable. but i guess i shld b finding a job soon cos mum is saying tt she doesnt wan to work animore. she's probably retiring. so i probably haf to feed my self. whether is it a careless remark or nt, i still tink i shld go do sth to feed my entertainment.

sunday. went n ton at boon lay area. and seriously wtf. we were doin 'LI HUAN LO' on the roof top and we were caught by police again at 4.44am. WELL DONE SERIOUSLY. catching on the web is tiring. alvin's hse area do haf some stones tt are realli hard to step on gd for endurance training. and at jurong pt i saw dis.



er so our government is trying to promote smoking?. LOL. is ironic. i enjoyed my new yr i guess, at least most of it.

random remarks i shld make: let slping dogs lie. wadever is private or wadever has passed. pls dun dig it up again.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

i haf nv done a long post b4.

ya lyk mentioned above, i have nv done a long post b4 cos i always feel tt i haf nth much to blog abt. my life?. is a little messy but i still can get on wif it. abt me? nah i m unique but i m nt realli tt special. sch? _|_ short and sweet?. relationships? i tink forget it. frens? yea tt would probably make me go long long way.

3 more days down to go b4 hols yay. haha.

probably finding a job in dis 2 and a half months. cos i cant go back to new town to serve as relief teacher due to my coloured hair so ya o well. HAHA LUCKY BASTARDS I GUESS I WUN B SEEING U ALL. hmmm godma seem to haf things for me to do?. see how things go.I would need the money for sanguo aniway, is almost lyk my pockets are alreidi burning. but one tink i would say players nowadays are damn cum gong.

n i m writing dis post after one nite's ton at cck. man i m freaking tired. we had fun, fooled around. played jumping jacks LOL. drank some alcohol, and as usual i m pretty sensitive to those stuff after drinking, parts of my body will get itchy and red and will start to feel groggy. haha. and E33+ long island = tequila. LOL. and of course had a good men's chat wif the guys at cck.

police came. we get caught. details shall nt b mentioned here. anywhere nt anything bad. jus pure unlucky. Indians found trouble and ran and trouble found us and of cos we were checked. edeson is the sad ass i guess.

hmmm, to those hu r emo or sad or wadever u call it recently. I m keeping myself balanced trying to help u all. but den and again. i m onli human and i do haf my hard times keeping myself balanced at times. so sry in advance if u r tt unlucky to haf caught my flare.

lastly. wad bullshit about someone fancies me in the magazine. RIGHT. if there really is. tell me abt it.

i tink i still cant do a long post after all. there aint much brain juices left.